02.20.03
The urban hunt
Another great UpMyStreet conversation, this time about urban foxes.
The conversation neatly divides three ways: between those who are frightened both by the foxes’ human-sounding bark and for the safety of their domestic animals; those who think that we should accept this as a inevitable consequence of urbna humans being a lazy, littering species; and those who suggest a Wandsworth hunt.
The hunt will presumably start with the traditional double cappuccino before the hunters mount their trusty Subaru jeeps and set off, accompanied by professional dog-walkers each holding ten leads.
Ah, you can almost hear the braying of the stockbrokers now.