05.27.03
Tsentr azii
If Soviet cinematic propaganda being subverted by ethnic thrash-folkists doesn’t do it for you (and if it doesn’t, you surely haven’t been paying close enough attention), then perhaps you’ll enjoy this half-constructed Tuvan myth about an Englishman named Proctor who erected a monument marking the exact centre of Asia.
My bet is that “Proctor” was actually the ubiquitous Sandy Arbuthnot.