Dealing with comment spam, lesson number one: mentioning it just draws in more.
Case in point being this hard-to-refuse offer to buy all my urea (second comment, until I delete it). As the man says, “If you can, we will give you all the details”; a symbiotic principle by which I try to live my life.
Perhaps if I just put Yang in contact with Mr David Negrin I can claim a neat commission. Who said blogging doesn’t pay?