08.09.04
Package tour to the centre of the Earth
We had been wondering about the next holiday. This year’s excursion had taken us no further than the bottom of the next country down from here, which was pleasant and gastromonique but hardly adventurous. The next destination really ought to be somewhere more … exotic.
How about an expedition to the centre of the Hollow Earth with Steve Currey’s Expedition Company?
Reading the description, it’s hard to know how to refuse:
“This expedition will conduct scientific observations in the Artic that is hoped will resolve once and for all whether the hollow earth theory has any validity.”
Seems reasonable enough.
“Don’t miss this chance to personally visit that paradise within our earth via the North Polar Opening and meet the highly advanced, friendly people who live there. We are of the opinion that they are the legendary Lost Tribes of Israel who migrated into the North Country over 2,500 years ago and literally became lost to the knowledge of mankind.”
Ah. OK. (I do like that oxymoronic last clause, by the way. You always know you’re in the presence of madness when you’re told “literally nobody knows what I’m about to tell you”.)
As if to demonstrate how lost to the knowledge of mankind these tribes are, there is more detail:
“Within Our Hollow Earth at the City of Jehu, expedition members could take an inner earth monorail train to visit the lost Garden of Eden located under America on the highest mountain plateau of the Inner Continent. It is also the capital city of Inner Earth, according to Olaf Jansen. Perhaps in this City of Eden we can visit the palace of the King of the Inner World, as did Olaf Jansen and his father.”
Remember that ‘could’ in the first sentence, because here comes the itenerary:
Day 8 - Spend the day at the North Pole and even call home to talk to family or friends!
Days 9-11 - Start the search for the North Polar Opening to the Inner Continent.
Days 12-14 - Once found, travel up Hiddekel River to City of Jehu.
Days 15-16 - Take a monorail trip to City of Eden to visit Palace of the King of the Inner World.
Days 17-18 - Return trip back to City of Jehu on the monorail. We will then continue our journey through the North Polar Opening, on board the Yamal, for the return trip home.
Which implies, if nothing else, that the Palace of the King of the Inner World in the City of Eden takes group bookings. And, no, I don’t know why it’s a monorail, which does seem rather 70s.
To their credit, the organisers do carry a disclaimer:
GUARANTEES: By joining Our Hollow Earth Expedition, expedition members agree that there are NO GUARANTEES that this expedition will reach Inner earth. The expedition will make a good faith effort to locate the North Polar Opening and enter therein, but worst case scenario is that we visit the geographic North Pole, explore the region, and continue on to the New Siberian Islands. At all times the expedition will also be at the mercy of the weather, ice and sea conditions.
Like that phrasing. “At the mercy of the weather, ice and sea conditions”. Gives me such confidence.
My only surprise is that the expedition wasn’t organised by Voyages Jules Verne.
Mags said,
August 9, 2004 at 10:37 pm
I have this urge to sign up. If I had any money.
Alexandre said,
September 18, 2005 at 5:23 am
Hello dear
i ask my self Did in the travel gonna have GPS system.. WEB CAM in DIRECT…and can ask 0.01$ by eath enter for seen directly the weeb cam.. or part of thwe day(like these more people could seen if found.. maybe not for seen into it…
gps for demonstrate..interaction..
and What was about..the ..way(since where was supôse too been the enter….of it??on what longitute latitude i mean..
if i can ask..
and since
is there news people gonna been contacted if you find and came back of inner continent??
since there are appolon, juif, inuit i think, “Santa Clause.. all part of myth linked about these aspect..like jule verne..etc
in some kind from where did was the first point of view of these royal natural place(like bauty nature place??)
and what gonna bee done ,when it will been find……
and why the travel only..goine about 24 days…and maybe 15 days about explorating for search for the enter…i mean is it enough Longer??….
and If it didnt have found…..people gonna have the pleasure of nature..But is there gonna having other travel!??And why do no create Robot(like little telecomended air ship (little one who can contain an camera.. etc an like these Among(upgrade)_the possibility of capting.. i mean with 20 000$we can easir do 1-2 flight telecomended engin..??
like these with.. 2 million person interested eath giving 0.01$1 cent..and there give 20 000$eatch days.. there can have 2 new robvot(and people could seen in direct what they did seen..
like these in one week every coast will gonna been paid.. and there gonna have over money,…for developping these research and the affectation ofpossibilitly new discoverence
thank you sorry for my ‘english i was better with French language
have nice time thanks you
ps answeer me please
happy too have found new article(texte)about the existence of posibility inner earth(north pole continent..in hollow earth