05.04.06
More Boris
Did I mention Boris Johnson’s recent inspired run of lunacy? I think I did.
More inspired Borisery:
Piece written for an Italian paper about the elections…
Il Sole 24 Ore, a financial paper
Boris says:
“Why not bung it on the blog to show I am alive?
Yesterday we all climbed Vesuvius!”
[Ed: With our apologies as we have now been asked to remove this piece from the site]
And now this charity football match escapade:
But the crowd’s favourite sounded a note of caution when he said his preparation for the match had been entirely mental. “I haven’t played since I was 18.”
After the final whistle, Boris, lager in hand, said: “There was no malice in my actions. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move.
Utterly magnicficent, and yet more evidence that Boris has simply wandered, confused, out of a P.G. Wodehouse novel.